Still For Life: Will Tahlbott regain full motion or remain with only one functioning eyelid? Doctor's are pessimistic and Tahlbott has returned to the bottle. Tahlbott dictates touching letter to Paul Z. Larsseon!! Owners Battle: Will the ever popular ultra dense old-school shaft find ownership or remain locked in a court battle?

10 OFF Ends the Undefeated Streak

Brian and Scott dominate 2-0 match By Brian Kulak

Dateline: 5 Oct. 1995, 8:30 P.M. The sun has set, the glove is off, and a dynasty may be coming to an end. With their battered pride sheilded only by the darkness, veterans Rosenthal and Larson sucked up their first major doubles loss and walked solemnly off the court before a dissapointed crowd. A pair of rowdy young prospects, Scott "Mad Dog" Cole and Brian "Shaft" Kulak took the shuffleboard world by surprise in defeating Team OX in two straight games, 55-25 and 62-29.
. Kulak approached the game with Dr. Strangeglove on his right hand and his trademark PimpStick in the left, ready to send the Burger through the Lab Three door. Cole, however, came in with a stern, no-nonsense attitude and kept the team focused throughout the match. Under Cole's leadership, the newbies took the first game easily and pulled the second out with a +33 sweep in the final round, vaulting into stardom victorious in their debut match.
Larsseon Presents: A letter from Bruce Tahlbott; hope is in his heart and glory is on his mind
Translated by Paul Z. Larsseon

Benson, NC. - As you know, I suffered a terrible accident when I tried to sky dive into Durham last week. For four days, I had absolutely no movement, and I feared that death was approaching. However, last night after the nurse had put me through an intense session of rehab, I regained feeling in my right hand. I just want to thank my millions of fans who sent me get-well cards and flowers this past week. My fans are what helped me survive my deep depression. Now that I have regained use of my right hand, doctors have informed me that with the help of some local engineers, I might be able to construct my wheel chair so that I can play shuffleboard again. I am going to have to strengthen my shoulders considerably, but my dream is to make it back to the circuit again. I thank everybody for the tremendous support and hope to continue to improve. I thank Paul Z. Larsseon for translating this letter.
      Sincerely,
      Bruce "Never Quit" Tahlbott

Journey back to the Galapagos
By Danny Rosenthal

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Custody battles over "old-school" shaft and Big Burger Puck Ownership Rights
By Dan Rosenthal

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