Paul Z. Larsseon
Age: 20
Height: 6-3
Weight: 150 lbs
Born:Unkown
Training Location:Variable
Specialty Shots: Open Sesame, Tit-for-Tat
Technique:Slidem' and Glidem', Demolition


Player Stats

199319941995
World Ranking2569914
Defensive Ranking290758
Offensive Ranking23411119
Tour Victories01537
Career Earnings-$234,$22,000$2,467,398
Years Professional678
Max. Armspan81 in81 in81 in
Max. Back Leg Pressure47 psi78 psi367 psi
Max. Elbow Torque17 N31 N78 N
Max. Puck Distance 67ft105 ft234 ft
Max. Puck Velocity4.6 m/s7.8 m/s9.9 m/s
Ave. Score/game67 pts78 pts91.45 pts
Ave. Score/round3.3 pts 3.7 pts4.8 pts
Ave. Penalties/Season178 45 6
Glut to Shoulder Ratio2.8 2.9 4.9
+10/-10 Ratio.2 .6 1.0
First Puck Percentage56%59%78%
Tit-for-Tat Percentage45%67%88%
Closing Shot Percentage34%54%78%
Kissed Shot Percentage13%56%78%
Sweet Spot on Court777
Stick Materialwood wood graphite


About the Player


"I believe that in two or three years, I have the talent, tenacity, and work ethic to become the best shuffleboard player in history!"
- October 1994

"Everything I know, I owe to Jon [Calcut]... and I pray daily for his speedy recovery... [so he can] join me at the top of the ranks."

- November 1995
Childhood Years: As a young child, always showed a propensity for competiton. Displayed particular talent in horseshoes, crochet, soccer, chess, basketball, and badminton. When ten years old, went to Miami to visit his grandfather who showed him how to play shuffleboard. Larsseon showed amazing talent and was able to beat every senior citizen at the retirement complex. One of the members at the retirement community noticed his talent and gave him the phone number of Jon Calcut, perhaps the best teacher of shuffleboard in the entire southeast. At the age of eleven Larsseon traveled to New Orleans to take lessons with Jon and the rest is history.

1993 Season: Showed incredible strength...had a terrible drinking problem... expelled from a season-high 178 matches...revolutionized the concept of tit-for-tat..

1994 Season: Sober, much more focused...was close in many matches, but couldn't quite pull off the big one...pin-point accuracy was improving...won DOG Open...strained left elbow in the end of the season and fizzled..

1995 Season: Busted into the top twenty scene...incredible defensive skills with a potent offensive game...started traveling more...won the Great Slide by 47 points...won three consecutive weekends...at one point climbed to number six in the nation but lost to Lord Gravely...did not have a beer all season...frustrated opponents with mental focus...