Egyptian Shuffleglyph Origin Theory

The Hieroglyphic Theory states that the first shuffleboard courts were constucted by the same beings who built the great pyramids of Egypt. The dimensions of the shuffleboard court mimic those of the pyramids themselves. The similarity is too astonishing to be simply coincidence. Through extensive research on hieroglyphic and ancient Egyptian art, this one of a kind photo was retrieved. The picture depicts an ancient Egyptian pagan ritual paying homage to the gods of shuffleboard. The mythical shuffleboard god had the body of human and the head of a sea cow.

It's not known how the sport spread around the world. Perhaps shuffleboards were a form of currency, used to barter. Maybe shuffleboard pucks were used as coins. A separate writing language could have been developed using the theories of shuffleboard dynamics. Some say our current language and mathematics are based on the ancient Egyptian religious practice honoring shuffleboard.

The shuffleboard courts could have been built by humans or perhaps even extraterrestrial beings; this is not quite known. What is known is the sport was born in Egypt and has thrilled the world for millenia.